Trump, summarised
Trump 47's main actions, in verse
Donald Trump is far from banal
He claimed the Panama Canal!
He claimed Greenland and Gaza, too.
Every day brings an outrage new.
He gave us nazi Chainsaw El
Who is making people's lives hell,
Who used methods very dodgy
To hack our info with DOGE.
To Ukraine he put the boot in.
Handing all his cards to Putin.
On Trump Europe cannot rely -
He has been known to out a spy!
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