Trump by himself

A parody of "All by myself" by Eric Carmen

If you don’t know the song, or want to hear it again, here it is sung by Celine Dione.

When I was young
I never needed anyone
Hit their Karg Island just for fun
Those days are gone

Killin’ alone
I think of allies I have known
But when I dial the telephone
Nobody’s home

Chorus:
Left with my mess, don’t wanna be
Left with my mess, anymore
Left with my mess, don’t wanna live
Left with my mess, anymore

Thought I had won
T’was nearly over on day one
Need no carriers from London
I’d had some fun

Thought ‘Iran’s dead’
Because I killed its supreme head
But another popped up instead
Or so they said.

They closed Hormuz
For that there is just no excuse
I did not expect that stupid news
I’ll cook their goose.

They mined the strait
My need for oil will just not wait
Asked NATO, step up to the plate
They said, ‘no mate’

Demanded their ships
We need Iran’s oil to make chips
Don’t need your ships
You are all drips.

Strait full of mines
‘It’s too dangerous’, navy whines
So tankers all queue up in lines
They are all swine

Chorus:
Left with my mess, don’t wanna be
Left with my mess, anymore
Left with my mess, don’t wanna live
Left with my mess, anymore